kyle !

[kyle !]

i drew him because i can. kinda made him into a wizard when it comes to the hair but that’s fine, maybe he’s magical.

included the colorless version because it shows his features better imo.

i think he’s unique idk. i like him, hope y'all do too.

👍

[kyle !]

[captaindibbzy]

I think it's important to let guys be gender non conforming without telling them they're a girl, cause actually misgendering people is still shit even when you are pro trans. "You're a girl, an egg waiting to crack, and that's ok" how about you are a boy and a man and it's still ok if you want to do something that doesn't align with traditional ideals of your gender. You can still be he/him in a skirt and makeup.

[kyle !]

[you-cant-stop-the-moriparty]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[sociopathhasthephonebox]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[a-very-not-royal-prince]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[just-a-cardboard-box]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[pudding-is-the-new-fondue]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[diamondintherough96]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[blainesbedroom]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[0nehundred-sleepless-nights]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[i-am-funny-and-you-are-not]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[fandomblogger]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[doomsong13]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[the-peregrine-mendicant]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[magnusisms]

theres a dead body

[kyle-but-n0t]

AND THERE’S A KNIFE ON THE FLOOR!!!

[kyle !]

[scrubbythebubble]

found this in my notes app, no clue if it's anything

[kyle !]

[wb-hollowstorm]

Tigerstar I

[kyle !]

[catgirl-kaiju]

workplaces should have to legally provide unlimited paid sick leave available immediately upon hire. the limits that companies that even provide paid sick leave put on it is so fucked up. no one can control when they get sick, how often they get sick, or how long they are sick for, and they shouldn't have to suffer for the transgression of being ill.

"oh, but some people might take advantage of that and just stay home all the time and get paid for it!" if there is really a statistically relevant amount of people you have hired staying home on paid sick leave for months or years on end, perhaps your workplace sucks to be at, and you need to change.

give them reasons to come in to work. make it safer and easier to do their jobs. give them work that they can get invested in and talk to them about what that looks like. make sure you aren't overloading them with too much work or making unreasonable demands. pay them an amount that makes the work worth doing to them. actually form a working relationship with your employees instead of treating them like infinitely exploitable wage slaves.

only allowing your workers to accrew "2 hours a week of sick time starting after 6 weeks of employment" or some shit just doesn't match the reality of how sickness or human health works

[garfsaysacab]

on the argument of "people might take advantage of sick leave":

the company already steals from you way more than you can even imagine taking from them, let alone what you would "steal" from them by faking sickness for a few days

that is the very nature of capitalism

[headspace-hotel]

I don't want to be served food by someone who has a stomach bug actually. This isn't hard.

[noballoonsinspace]

The last comment says it all really. Especially when you consider mental health too. Like what happens when a nurse or EMT makes a mistake because they’re deliriously overworked and sleep deprived…what about a bus driver or a pilot? Etc etc etc

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine how many deaths could be prevented if people weren't forced to drive while dangerously sleep deprived due to their jobs!

[kyle !]

[lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022]

The urge to bother my mutuals

[lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022]

[jaynotwayne]

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3

[kyle !]

i literally have this outfit. i have wore this outfit on several occasions. i regret nothing.

[kyle !]

[thenyanguardparty]

which ones would you rather have

feathered wings

membranous wings (bat, dragon, etc)

butterfly/moth wings

other insect wings

artificial wings (like a plane i guess idk)

fucking. helicopter

other kind of wings

[kyle !]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeersweetheart]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-emeralds]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[oliviasblogisawesome]

The Gravity Falls one though

[fairylightshowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulaveryhofferd]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[sirdragneel]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[devonmcs]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon]

JDNXHSBSBF

[barkers15]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[wraparoundcurl]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[geekylilprincess]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[bubblegum-gg]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsdraws]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[worldheritagepostorginization]

World Heritage Post

[kaliente-monster]

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

[half-a-hetero]

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET. 

[bees-with-tophats]

HAHAH

[frenchish-water]

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

[dipseysparkleflower]

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

[starletzia]

I missed this post so much